Actually, I Try To Keep My Head BELOW Water T-Shirt
Asphalt / S
$29.95 USD
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Solid life advice, just backwards. While everyone else is struggling to keep their head above water, you're doing the exact opposite—on purpose, with a regulator, and loving every minute of it. This witty design flips conventional wisdom for divers who know that sometimes the best way to handle life is to submerge completely. Surface dwellers wouldn't understand.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Actually, I Try To Keep My Head BELOW Water T-Shirt
$29.95 USD
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
SIZING CHART
Find your chest measurement below. Adjust accordingly depending on the type of fit you want (e.g. loose, baggy, snug, etc.).
S Small 34"- 37"
M Medium 38"- 41"
L Large 42"- 45"
XL Extra Large 46"- 49"
2XL Double Extra Large 50"- 53"
About Our Tee Shirts
Crazy soft & breathable: Made with 100% Airlume combed cotton that feels light as air and super soft against your skin.
Keeps its shape: We added side seams and shoulder taping so it stays looking like new, even after a million washes (no awkward stretching here!).
All-day comfort: Features a ribbed knit collar and a tear-away label, so you can say goodbye to those annoying, itchy necks.
Vibrant, crisp designs: Whether it’s on the sleeve or the neck, our printing stays sharp and colorful.
Made the right way: We use ethically sourced Bella+Canvas shirts that are REACH certified—because looking good shouldn't cost the planet.
Care instructions
- Turn inside out before washing
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Skip the bleach
- Tumble dry low heat or hang
- Iron, keep it off the design
- Do not dry clean
Shipping
Your items are being made to order, not mass produced. Better for the planet. Delivery timing varies by destination. We’ll email your tracking link when your order is ready to ship.
Manufacturing
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!